The 90-day Christmas season is upon us, and the selection of Christmas songs on radios and malls is pretty much unchanged since 1994:
Here's my contribution to something a little more modern, that will hopefully resonate with today's generation. The chords are easy to play on piano or guitar. There are no odd meters or microtonal stuff. Enjoy. (Because of Safari mobile, each page needs to be displayed separately.)
Santa's got mad rizz, no cap
It's giving skibidi holiday vibes
Tell me it's Christmas without telling me it's Christmas
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Rudolph was today years old
The others said his nose was goofy ahh
Keep it a buck, the other reindeers are cheeks, fam
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Christmas ghosts give Scrooge the ick
Because it's someone that was unalived
Aura farming specters mogging for a glow up
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